A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of placing the anus near a partner's face or body, and then proceeding to defecate diarrhea over said participant for sexual stimulation. This may be enhanced by varying the diet of the chocolate shower giver to ensure a good spread of faeces rather than a concentrated lump
Mac - "Gee, I'd wanna try something different tonight, do you fancy giving me an Eaton Bray Hot Chocolate Shower"
Dutch - "Would love to, had chilli last night and I need to bust my gut somewhere - may as well be into your face"
if you wanna take some unsuspecting poeple by surprise.
you should take a lot of laxative
stand on a tall building ,balcony whatever you like
drop your pants bend forward
and explode ! resulting in poeple covered in scattershit
watch out dont slip and fall ass down on the sidewalk
now . go out and spray
make someone's day
get on a tower and give em a chocolate surprise shower
When you thought you bought Dove soap but you actually bought Dove chocolate but you use it anyway because you think it will make you smell good plus it works as a good shower snack.
I bought shower chocolate again.
Greg, you fucking idiot.
The act of spraying someone with a sea of diarrhea.
She decided to withhold the water shower after she received the chocolate shower.
A glorious event that involves a chocolate fountain and lonely people who love chocolate and want to be showered in it.
I participated in a chocolate shower with my lesbian friends this weekend.
A rather unconventional and daring practice, reminiscent of a "golden shower," but with a distinct twist. Unlike the usage of urine, a chocolate shower involves the application of feces in a shower-like manner.
Girlfriend: "I'm tired of "golden showers" I want you to give me a chocolate shower tonight"
Boyfriend: "That sounds like a great idea"
It’s like the act of a golden shower, only for the rear end however.
“Did you see that?”
“Yea, they look like they dove in the mud?”
“Yep, but there’s no mud around here, they had a chocolate shower”