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chooba

when someone uses too much saliva when rolling a joint.

Okay Jeff, you fucked that up bad. Look at it! It's a total chooba!

by rodeo September 14, 2005

Chooba

Shepard of the forest

Donnie has been caring for the forest, I guess he's a real life Chooba.

by Magick D April 26, 2019

Chooba

A chooba is an overweight/fat person. Pronounced: Chew-bah

“If you don’t stop eating those chips, you’ll turn into a choobaBrendon: “I will have 10x nuggets please” Cindy: “geez, calm down chooba, save some for the rest of us”

by Sapio Peach August 02, 2022

Chooba La Chum Glob

A phrase commonly used by the Aquafina Waterbottle with human legs. The term was first coined at a concert with Weird Al and a big fat man, as well as a big frog. Jack Kucharski is unintelligent.

Funny and Smart Guy: "Chooba La Chum Glob!" Dumb Guy: "I'm Jack and I don't know what that means cuz I'm dummy!" Funny and Smart Guy: "Hahaha, yes you are."

by chumglobharold March 19, 2024