Country Dictionary

laughing & soiling at the same time

I just chortled a little, in my pants.

The act of blowing a beverage of choice into an anus, and letting it blow back into your mouth.

I prefer my redbull (sugar free) chortled. Can I chortle this whiteclaw into your ass?

The should-have-been word given to a laugh that we say instead of do.

Real people:'laughs' Benedict Solution Preposterous Ivy Harvard Jeeves Monocle Tophat Thee IV: I am s'rry. Is this a joketh yond i am too rich to und'rstand? Chortle Chortle

A comination of chuckling and snorting. Ususally designated as a description of a weird laugh.

"You are soo high!" the Albanian foreign exchange student chortled.

The chortle is dipping one's balls into a glass of bubbly while she blows bubbles through a straw and jerks you off

Sucking dick in an aggressive manner, often times going down the throat.

"Damn dude, Stacy chortled my balls last night." "Nice man, but watch out, she's a hoe."

a manly chuckle

Robert has such a nice chortle