Country Dictionary

Chumping is non-humping cheating, because you would have to be a chump to cheat but not hump. Variation: chumpin'

"Dude why even bother chumping, if you're not getting the humps then she should get the dumps."

jumping over unsuspecting children

I started chumping over people because i was bored of planking

Chumping is non-humping cheating, because you would have to be a chump to cheat but not hump. Variation: chumpin'

"Dude why even bother chumping, if you're not getting the humps then she should get the dumps."

Once in a while, for whatever reason, a rectreational drug dealer, even the most reliable and friendly ones, will make the deal fall through on purpose. This is to let the customer know who is the boss, and is usually passive-aggressive. It really can be disappointing and frustrating.

Boy, I really got chumped today by my rock and roll doctor. He said he had some lebanese blond in hand, and he said it fell through after I drove for two hours to get it. Oh well, at least I have this swagg.

The most Meanest lovable person you ever meet!

chumpness: gaaaaaaaaaaag!

Someone who does not understand the basics of life on earth. Confused easily.

'My friend Ali is such a chump. She talks a lot but nothing of any relevance comes out. In fact she is a world champion chump'.

A sucka who doesn't have a clue and talks constant jibberish. Thinks they are superior but in reality they live ina fantasy world.

That Robert is such a chump. He has no clue what he says half the time.