A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun, the official classification of a man's penis. e.g. circumcised or uncircumcised
Example 1: Boyfriend: "At the pub tonight some guy used me as a human shield while he dipped his todger in his mate's pint. Then he gave it to his friend to drink." Girlfriend: "OMG, was he circumcised?" Boyfriend: "I didn't look that closely! Why does his circumstatus matter?!" Example 2: Girl #1: "So, I hooked up with this totally hot guy at a club this weekend... he was Italian!" Girl #2: "Really? I've heard about European men.. what was his circumstatus?"