A fork of Rural Dictionary
Aussie slang for arse. Derived from the word cloaca which is a bird's vent, i.e. a bird only has one hole to shit, piss and root with. This amazing all-in-one hole is located on the underside of a bird's tail.
Birds reproduce using a sexual move called the 'clacka kiss', with the male and female birds putting their clacka's together so the male can shoot his load straight up his bitches' behind.
Goddam if Brett keeps on eating my chips I'm gonna kick him straight up the clacka!
A Aussie bogan mole of low class, fowl mouthed &with the temperament of a cassowary usually holding a beer
That clacka-kicka, always causing trouble at the pub, like a crazy cassowary on heat...