A fork of Rural Dictionary
The female version of batwings
When the two vaginal lips are stuck to each leg and spread open like a clam shell
"dude check out that clam-shell on the chick over there."
"Ugh... Veronica, I can't where short skirts in this heat, I might get a clam-shell."
The female version of batwings
When the two vaginal lips are stuck to both legs, and are spread open like a clam shell
Veronica gets a clam-shell when it gets really hot out.
A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.
Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"
Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”
When a Women Farts and it doesn't just drop out the back it rolls up the front causing lip flappage.
I farted and had a clam shell
In Skateboarding... When trying any trick, ussually a flat ground trick, the skateboard gets "tangled" in ur feet with one foot on the ground and the other on the top of the board.
"Damn dude I keep getting clam shells today!"
(v.) The female equivalent of a cock block, i.e. when a female prevents you from scoring sexually.
When Amanda and I got back to her place after the party, her roommate totally clam shelled me by suggesting we all watch the "Glee" marathon on TV.
When You open your ass over someones head in a swallowing motion while they are passed out and push there head into your ass.
Cuzan johny passed out so i gave him a Chelsea Clam Shell,when he awoke he was not happy.