A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one plays as capitao (clapitao) in siege and claps all these niggas
Oh no he is playing as clapitao he is gonna clap all of their cheeks also known as the clappening
A series of unfortunate events that can vary in severity although typically minor that usually surround one individual, but can also effect a group or large entity.
Person A: Bro’, fuck this game. I just got hit by a banana, two red shells and a blue shell on the last lap.
Person B: Haha, that’s the fucking clappening. Shouldn’t have been talking all that shit.
Alt:
Guy A: Ugh, my stocks are down 30%, and I’m going to have to get surgery to remove my kidney stones and I think my wife is boinking the pool boy.
Guy B: Damn, the clappening is real.
When all the homies single so they are thotting around tryna clap some cheeks.
Jarred is single The Clappening has begun.
When one plays as capitao in siege and claps all these niggas cheeks
Oh no he is playing as capitao he is gonna do the clappening on all these fools
The clappening is the specifically non racist, non mysoginistic, non lgbtq+ phobic, version of the boogaloo. This exists specifically to denote a descent into civil disobedience, unrest, or war caused by AND ONLY BY the erosion of civil rights. It is not to be coopted for any other purpose.
Me: Hey Dylan, are you ready for the clappening?
Dylan: Fuck no. Shit is going to be bad.