A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that exhibits the qualities of 'clayness'. Unreal. Weird. Essentially a person who's physical appearance or personality has the ability to blow your mind. To truly understand the meaning of clay you must understand that everything is 'clay' however it must first exhibit its 'clayness' to be considered 'clay'. You must be able to realize how 'clay' something before you can call it 'clay'.
Damn that shit is clay. Holy fuck that dude is completely clay. Elijah Wood is clay. Especially when he was a kid.
When you take a dump and there's that little left over stuff that you just can't get out of your ass pubes, it's like clay. Very difficult to get out.
Man that wine and cheese party last night was out of control. I've got major clay goin on, I was wiping for ten minutes today and my ass still looks like chocolate pudding on shag carpet.
To exhibit clayness is to undertake an activity, mainly sporting, with fitness and bloody minded determination rather than outstanding natural ability. This will be exhibited mainly in aryan and Oriental races. For true Clayness, no emotion must be exhibited. There is neither the ecstacy of victory or the disapointment of defeat, only the next contest. To face an opponent with clayness is also very frustrating and can only be overcome with a top draw performance or a moment of shear brilliance.
"I took the ball past him three times and still he got up to kick at my heals" "Denis Irwin has unbelievable Clayness, that winger skinned him and he still got off his arse to block the cross"
(noun)To reek of stinktitude; a person who obviously has no idea how rediculous he is. (verb)to be oblivious to how incredibly rediculous you are
(noun)Vanilla ice is clay to the extreme. (verb)That was the most clay ever.