A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one obvious male does not know how to spell Clitoris.
guy: i like da cliterus girl: ...You fail at life.
it is the thing that god made when he was horny
shit bitch your clit is like 5 inches!
Hairy Cliterus- (aka Hillary Clinton) The vice president of the united states along with president Donald Duck.
Person 1- How the F*** is Hairy Cliterus even a candidate for president?! Turtle kid- I like turtles.