A fork of Rural Dictionary
“Clive Palmer is a Fatty McFuckhead!” - Many prominent Australian icons.
clive palmer is a fat cunt. got liposuction in america but is still a fat cunt. lost 20kg but is still a fat cunt.
daler mehndi: 'hey dude, how's it going?'
clive palmer: "ye good dude chuck us some maccas cunt."
daler mehndi: "nah ur a fat cunt"
*tunak tunak tuns away*
A replacement of a swear word. Most commonly used by teenage drama students
Clive palmer you, Jeffery!
I'm sick of your Clive Palmer Sharon!
oh, Clive Palmer, I forgot!
Clive Palmer is an Aussie version of Donald Trump but can be referred more to Hitler.
He is larger than a punching bag and is a huge motherfucking cunt.
He is the leader of the United Australia party (united idiot party) and spent 60 million Aud on advertising but Won no seats in the house of representatives or senate at Australia's 2019 election.
RIP.
I really Hate clive palmer. he is worse than Peter Dutton
When you set yourself a limit of 1 packet of TimTams per day, but you find yourself having a seizure on the floor of the bathroom at 2 am because you've eaten 27 packets, not 1.
My friend challenged me to do 5 Clive Palmers in 50 minutes.
The Lord almighty who shall be praised for being their for all of us.
A man who knows also how to speak to the younger gen using memes and catchy ads
The man the myth the legend Clive Palmer is making titanic 2
(or Clive-Palmerate without the hyphen)
A of Australian origin, although might have traveled to some extent,
fictional down-to-earth dead-end-reality like (when applied) 'lubricant' in-mockery-of , rather than mythical aggrandization of 19th/20th century magical-cure oils, aethers/vapors, etc,
in reference to the simultaneous size of Clive Palmer's war-chest so to speak, spending-on-lawyers readiness or supposed 'untouchability' ... when despite his wealth, he loses most court-cases he's involved in,
and in-usage therefore,
INSTEAD of being an actual lubrical, (social, political),
it at-best? means bribery, or decisions made with incentives, but bribery basically,
( while setting aside the immorality of bribery, but as a inferred fast-tracking or sometimes waste-evading method )
or primarily,
means adding something that is SUPPOSED to be going-to facilitate social/political lubrication,
but draws attention to itself, might attract the interest of the police, courts, or other interventionaries, the media, or generally cause a already slow or clogged, dirty machine-of-industry or of-politics, to become EVEN MORE, slowed down or even more clogged, despite the irony of it's (on the label) purpose.
If i remember correctly, it has also been used as an INGREDIENT, amongst the ingredients list on the back of a fictional political-product (a metaphoric consumer product message-in-a-bottle (or item))
This local state election, contains;
20% continued climate change disaster relief grant spending money,
5% income tax, 0% corporations tax,
25% party-political donations and federal-party indirect unaccounted-for support,
50% Clive-Palmer-ate
Gee, that episode of Insiders on TV last night was something-else, eh? Reckon it was running on 100% Clive-Palmerate, that one!