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to hit someone hard.

Fuck off cunt or I'll clobber ya!

Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable. Synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed

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Noun. Clothes and personal belongings

Gonna get me some new clobber.

To get struck with great force.

"his car got clobbered by a freight train".

Clothes, you wear your Clobber.

" I'm off to town to buy meself some new Clobber, might have a few bevvy's in the spoons too "

Clothing or work wear ( Australian slang)

It's too hot to get about in that clobber!

To be in the prescence of a balls-naked Ray Childress (ex-Houston Oiler), perfecting a yoga pose in the steamroom at the Houstonian gym, while trading stocks via cell phone.

I want to go stretch in the steamroom but Ray Childress is in there and I don't want to get "clobbered."