Country Dictionary

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Cloister

The area located beetween the anus and genitalia of both male and female humans.

When he tried to steal her purse she kicked him right in the cloister.

by Knot u December 11, 2018

cloister fuck

Several cloister tiles are placed within proximity to one another when playing Carcassonne.

"Geeze you've got a friggin cloister fuck over there."

by mshell April 09, 2007

cloister fuck

Several "cloister tiles" are placed within proximity to one another when playing Carcassonne.

"Geeze you've got a friggin cloister fuck over there."

by mshell March 25, 2007

cloister fuck

What the priests did to you when you were a little boy.

Dude, you got cloister fucked by Father O'Fucko!

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

ephrata cloister

Someone that is a hot fucking mess. Also something that you thought would be delicious and it just gave you extreme gas

That Doris woman is a real Ephrata Cloister. That Thai food hit me like an Ephrata Cloister

by Biatch Please February 17, 2016

oyster cloister

A pimple found on the folds of the vagina just below the clitoris.

Sex is gonna hurt until I pop this oyster cloister.

by Phil Loves Trish December 01, 2010

cloister kitten

A college co-ed who drinks at night and lays in bed/couch during the daylight hours venturing only from her cloister to receive delivery pizza, natty ice and a new box of condoms. She will eat, drink and fuck in her cloister until it is dark and time to go out again.

CK- "wow, I feel like I don't get out in the daylight anymore" You- "Yeah, thats because you are a cloister kitten" or "Julie is a total cloister kitten"

by kitten2005 February 12, 2012