Country Dictionary

The result of a errant facial where semem beads are stuck in the girls hair creating a clump.

I was going for a money shot but I guess my aim must have been off, boy did that girl get clumped.

to have sex with a woman while wearing a clown costume. dervies from the combination of the words clown and humping.

"Dude did you have sex with my sister?"
"I clumped her ass, son"

The act of hitting a person (usually across the face) with your penis.

The name comes from the sound it makes on impact.

First person to pass out tonight recieves a 'clumping'.

When Bill Clinton and Donald Trump engage in a devil's threesome

Don and Bill totally clumped Hillary last night

(n) clump - someone who is being lame; a loser.

1. Why are you being such a clump? Snap out of it!

Origin: The classic definition of clump is a small lump of something, and is generally used when describing something nasty. Hence the connection with someone whose behavior is reminiscent of an unappealing little lump of something gross.

The female genitalia.

Sally has a lovely clump.

the act of hitting someone in the arm in an a.d.d. fashion. often saying "thats it, your getting clumped"

-dude he fucked my girlfriend
-are you serious?
-yeah, he's getting a good clumping