A fork of Rural Dictionary
A woman who has such a hairy pussy that through tight cotton spandex it appears that she may have a cock and balls.
It that girl packing meat, or is that simply a stubborn Clumper Muff??
the act of take a dump or pooping on someones chest.
"You gonna get a chest clumper" "The chest clumper was a little nasty but errotic"
To take a rusty hammer, shove it in your poor victim's vagina, and rub shavings off of the hammer and into the vagina, and proceed to eat them.
Friend 1: How was last night? Friend 2: Great, I fucked and gave her a rusty clumper!
To take a rusty hammer, shove it in a poor victim's vagina, rub shavings off of the hammer, and proceed to eat them.
Person 1: Dude, how was that fuck last night? Person 2: great, I gave my girlfriend a rusty clumper.
The act of two men (preferably English and Italian) laying in such a position their arseholes are touching for sexual pleasure The act is in no way homosexual
Me and Vito strafino were clumpering last night
Taking a shit then giving some one a swirlie
He gave that nerd “the clumper”