A fork of Rural Dictionary
1:A big thud to a man's pud 2:A legendary online player on Star Wars Battlefront II, known for his battle cry "YOU'VE BEEN PUNCHED.....IN THE COCK!"
Dude my manhood hurts after that dick nasty cock punch.
The act of connecting your fist, at high velocity, with the genitals of a member of the male sex. It's generally considered that the true cock punch is delivered from a squating posistion, and so is delivered as a jab rather than a uppercut motion.
Protaganist #1 - I'm gonna shag your mum Protaganist #2 - not tonight your not Protaganist #1 - AAAAAHHHHHHHH! protaganist #2 - no one expects the cock punch
To attack another person with your penis, generally in a humourous manner.
I cock punched her in the face.
something Bono should get familiar with
when the lead singer from U2 was cock punched, his career was FINALLY at an end.
This is obviously when you stuff a rooster in a blender, turn the blender on high, and wait for your delicious beverage.
Dude, you want to pour me some Cock Punch?
When a guy pulls his dick out, and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye.
Kenny: xkiera, if a guy pulls his dick out and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye, is that technically abuse? Xkiera: It's called a cock punch. LeBunny: As a woman, i would feel abused. Then ask you to do it again.