A fork of Rural Dictionary
The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.
Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?' Person 2: 'No, do tell' Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"' Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'
A female friend that ( with the best intentions ) tries to set up a guy with random girls at a party. Generally by getting too drunk and approaching groups of girls, whispering and pointing at the guy. Thereby destroying any chance he has of getting with the girls.
Cher - Heeeyyyy Dya mind if my friend Mark dances with usss, Heeesh really niice...And heeeeesh shingle (wink) Phil - Hey Mark, Cher is totally messing shit up for you with those girls. Shes making you look a total mong Mark - I know dude, She is a proper Cockless Blocker when she's hammered.