A fork of Rural Dictionary
Humorous insult. Best used towards very camp, yet heterosexual men.
Shut up cockrocker
someone who tries to get off someones dick, but cannot do to the depth it has gone up their ass
Cockrocking k'ɒkrɒkɪŋ Smashing your male genitalia with a heavy stone/rock and screaming in pain, 'cause let's admit it, how fucking dumb are you?
A guy decides he'll be cockrocking himself in front of a random-ass girl "YO dude Axel just cockrocked himself in front of Jessica!" "BROOOOOO, he's literally built different broo"
When you scrape the jizz off your sheets after a good night of smashing and smoke it
Person 1- "Yo man you wanna smoke some cockrock?" Person 2- "No man! i dont want to smoke your jizz"