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cocksmooch

The unfortunate male who kissed his girlfriend after she sucked another guy's dick.

Did you hear about Mike? What a cocksmooch!

by countryboycansurvive March 24, 2009

cocksmooch

1. One who partakes in the act of smooching cock. 2. Term used to define someone sort of being a cocksucker.

"Damn Bob is being a real cocksmooch today, the way he sucks up to the boss."

by Beavis H Christ April 25, 2003

cocksmooch

(n) A term describing a person who behaves like a condescending prick. (n) A brown-nose (n) Someone who kisses ass with management (n) A colleague of equal ranking who assigns himself a false sense of authority and importance. (n) project manger - an incompetent fool who oversees projects beyond his scope of understanding, laying waste to an entire department, leaving chaos and anarchy in his wake.

I am so tired of that project manager's BS. He is such a cocksmooch.

by Fletcher Jenkins April 17, 2008

cocksmooch

is a person that is a stupid retard

hey cocksmooch knock it off!!

by jadada May 01, 2007

cocksmooch

a word used to describe anyone who is oafish or is a lazy piece of crap

He can be a big cocksmooch sometimes.

by shorn June 21, 2005

cocksmooch

(n) A term describing a person who behaves like a condescending prick. (n) A brown-nose (n) Someone who kisses ass with management (n) A colleague of equal ranking who assigns himself a false sense of authority and importance. (n) project manger - an incompetent fool who oversees projects beyond his scope of understanding, laying waste to an entire department, leaving chaos and anarchy in his wake.

I am so tired of that project manager's BS. He is such a cocksmooch.

by Fletcher Jenkins April 17, 2008