A fork of Rural Dictionary
Often found in large cities such as Boston and New York. Mostly college students who are into something such as, Art, Music, Writing, Literature, etc. Found riding bikes around the city, drinking coffee from a local coffeshop. Listen to bands that sound like Nevershoutnever! and other acoustic type bands. Like to wear vnecks, skinny straight jeans, vans, peacoats, and shop at places like Urban Outfitters and American Apparrel.
That guy over there riding his bike to class is so coffeehouse.
when a girl rubs her piss and shit all over her pissy and you eat/ slurp it all up
dude we were really drunk last night and erica convinced me to give her a “coffeehouse cheeseburger” i regret it