A fork of Rural Dictionary
A group of cocaine users. They are usually found huddled around a coffee table with a top made of glass cutting lines or dbsls with razor blades, credits cards or driver's licenses.
I could tell from the sniffling when I walked in the door that this party had already started for the cokeheads.
A person fortunate enough to have enough money to support a steady diet of delicious cocaine.
"I had to get a third job and start turnin tricks, but it's all good because I can afford to buy another gram of booger sugar!"
A crackhead that won the lottery.
Those people on True Hollywood Story who won the lottery and who are now broke again because they are "cokeheads"
Someone who physically depends on cocaine.
John is a cokehead. That's why he's crazy.
Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Ritchie, Mary-Kate Olsen, etc. . .
Nicole Ritchie is so gross looking. I think she's a bonafide cokehead.
Before they get home--- A cokehead is the kind of person that doesnt give a flying fuck about anyone but themselves and theyre own needs. A cokehead will tell theyre partner that theyre going out for a romantic dinner and wind up completly skipping those plans and take them out to a bar where the whole night all the cokehead does is go to the bathroom 20 times and commence to snort coke. And when theyre not snorting coke theyre provoking fights ,drinking jager and captain morgan. After they get home--- When the cokehead finally gets tired of this they retire back to theyre house where they either find something small that happened and start blowing up about it e.g. throwing things, beating wife,screaming at kids ....that sort of thing.Or they decide that theyre tired of home too and tear off in theyre car to find more coke This procedure goes on and on until someone has the balls to have an intervention I don't candy coat things i show them for what they really are. I Am The Real Webster...Truth hurts
Guy 1:Did you see that guy over there? Guy 2:Oh that guy who went to the bathroom like 20 times? Yeah dont think theres something wrong he's just a cokehead Guy 1: Oh that sucks