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To attack unexpectedly; same as blindside.
The SOB coldcocked me -- I never saw it coming.
To beat up a male, and totally knock him out.
that hockey player got coldcocked, big time.
the act of placing your dick in the freezer, then smacking a bitch with it.
don't be the first to pass out at that party, you'll end up getting coldcocked.
1. when you attempt to have sexual intercourse without being fully erect
i tried too coldcock this chick last night...nah didnt work
v. to place a male friend against his will in a walk-in freezer over night. In the morning, when you return to release your friend, he will have a coldcock.
The fucktarded Bush brothers coldcocked me as a joke but ended up causing my penis to get frostbitten and then it was surgically uncocked.
To trip or disable soemeone temporarily, or if your weird like that it means to get you in the scrotch.
Mom, ive been coldcocked.
The act of building a giant snow penis in the front of a home unbeknownst to the home owner. This act can be done to the homes of friends, enemies, or strangers alike. Nothing Says "Hello Neighbor!" like a frigid mandick saluting strong in the front of one's dwelling! For added effect one can bore a hole down the length of the middle of the penis and run a garden hose to it. When the water is turned on the coldcock achieves full salute!
Tom was working until midnight so we went to his house before he returned home and coldcocked it!