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comform

To willingly jump into an abductor's bed against your better judgement because you're slightly turned on by the situation.

Hey Jill, guess what." "What?" "I comformed last night" "Way to go girl!" "Yeah, he was hung like a horse and that mask...

comformance

com·for·mance

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Noun
An object that pertains features of both comfort and performance

"Man, that car has some serious comformance. It's fast AND a comfortable cruiser!"
"Know what car completely lacks comformance? A Caterham."

Comformality

The comfort of having your hand in a waistband; either your own or your boyfriend/girlfriend

I enjoy my comformality after a long day( having hand in significant other waistband)