A fork of Rural Dictionary
A blind ass bitch who is so fucking crosseyed she needs to look up to look down
"Conci-ass bitch" "Bitch u need some glasses, bitch im talking to u" "That bitch is conci as hell"
Used by a small group of people in the East Ayrshire area. Means 'concentrate' or to think about something deeply. Normally used to make a sentence more colourful, shorten the word or get a few laughs. Often shouted in classes, if people are being too loud, or to scare first years. Created by Craig 'Duncan' Duncan, and David 'DK' Kerr. Pronounced:con-sai
"Man a cannae Concy" "Hang oan a minute ah need to Concy"
The concy is a mysterious place which has legends walking round it. The first one is the king of the concy (a Mike Thurston lookalike) The king has numerous enemies, he despises the prince of the concy (dingle) due to his unprecedented and unusual behaviour. However his worst enemy is gremlins, these come in groups of 5 plus and are absolute twerps
Yo g have you seen the king of the concy recently Ye g he’s been mocking the prince again