A fork of Rural Dictionary
Once the writen law of the United States, now it's just spare toilet paper for the White House.
Bit by bit, the Constitution is being turned into a useless piece of paper.
Was last seen burning in George Bush's fireplace
makes great smores that smell like freedom!
The greatest form of writing to ever exist. It is the only true thing that shows how much freedom we're supposed to be having in the USA. However, dumbasses like George W. Bush have never even looked at it and conservatives think they can change it around to meet their own selfish needs and beliefs.
Too bad our president isn't doing things that are said in the Constitution.
Something made irrelavent by Bush
George W Bush: "That constitution makes great toilet paper!"
"obey" 1. an antique document. out of date in the u.s.a.
whats a "constitution"? an ice-hockey-team?
A document which proclaims and defines the fundamental right of women to sexual equality with respect to the freedom to go about bare-chested in public with the same legal impunity that is enjoyed by men.
She joked that the first and second amendments to the ConsTITution guaranty freedom of beach and the right to bare breasts.
Pooping. Having a bowel movement worth taking a long time. Someone who takes a morning constitutional is often said to be a member of the "ten minute club."
Finished my coffee, now is time for my morning constitutional.