A fork of Rural Dictionary
How a girl feels after having too much sex.
“We went at it all night I’m feeling like a COOKED TURKEY”.
1. Go buy a turkey 2. Take a drink of whiskey 3. Put the turkey in the oven 4. Take another two drinks of whiskey 5. Set the degree at 375 ovens 6. Take three more whiskeys of drink 7 Turn oven the on 8. Take four whisks of drinkey 9. Turk the bastey 10. Whiskey another bottle of get 11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer 12. Glass another yourself pour of whiskey 13. Bake the whiskey for four hours 14. Take the oven out of the turkey 15. Take the oven out of the whiskey 16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick 17. Turk the carvey 18. Get yourself another scottle of botch 19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey 20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out
To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.
"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey with gravy" Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon. Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?
To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.
"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey with gravy" Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon. Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?