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corker

1. n. Something that is better than the rest. 2. n. Something that will stop any debate on the subject.

1. Man, your car is a corker. 2. Jude just gave that corker of a speech and we all shut up.

by Brian Eakerous December 16, 2003

corker

top quality, nothing can beat it, classic.

that joke was a corker......

by Jay J July 13, 2006

corker

Irish Meaning, essentailly, an odd, unique, peculiar, special, etc. person. Simliar to "You're a trip" Not necessarily bad, though not good either.

You're a corker <insert name here>.

by The Gord April 02, 2005

corker

An angry little man with self hate issues. He has a penis so small it is the shape and size of a cork. He is so desperate to shag women, he dry humps them into submission.

He tried to shag Rachelle last night, he is such a little corker.

by indybob April 09, 2009

corker

Someone with an extreme sense of humor.

That dude is a real funny Corker.

by Dave M May 05, 2004

corker

A "corker" is nothing more than a funny joke that evokes laughter. All these other definitions are way off course.

Jim: "Did you hear the one about the..."? Tim: "Yeah, that was a real corker!"

by Corker-Man November 11, 2009

corker

it is when a person sticks their thumb over the penis head when giving a handjob. when they blow it doesnt come out and blows their ball up.

the skanky bitch gave him a corker, and he is stuck in the hospital for 1 week.

by Phil McCrank May 23, 2005