A fork of Rural Dictionary
A guy who has nitro gifts instead of parents. Spends his entire time brainwashing himself with Thomas the train movies and several Jake and The Neverland Pirates. Earned his popularity by uploading a download of "One-circle One-circle" Currently has a romantic relationship with KyroNize
Guy 1: BRO I THINK CPJ IS A PEDOPHILE FOR KIDS SHOWS Guy 2: That doesn't sound like him to do so Guy 3: He said it was for clout Guy 2: I don't really care that much. Plus he gave me nitro.
A special type of hand job given by someone with cerebral palsy. Also, known as a "backwards hand job".
I asked Christy to get a little kinky last night & give me CPJ instead the usual HJ.
when your best friend stabs you in the back
come on bro you didn't have to cpj me.