A fork of Rural Dictionary
Crabassing is when a woman just absolutely will not STFU.
Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.
When Jacques got home his wife was crabassing him already, before he even shut the fucking DOOR!
When someone is being lame, maybe a little boring, bitchy, or is in a grumpy mood.
Dad: “I’m going to bed because you guys are being a bunch of crabasses.”
Kid: “Gee thanks.”
A crabAss is a mood that one has from time to time. It’s unpleasant at times to spend time with someone who is in a crabAss mood. Nothing is appealing or wanted to do by a crabAss. They are easily annoyed. Recommended to be quiet and submissive. Never reply to a crabAss by saying really or the level of crabAss will immediately increase. Waterheads are warned to stay away from ones experiencing a crabAss mood due to their sarcastic nature and joke having at the wrong time personality.
He’s in a crabAss mood so I left to create this definition.
One who is being a complete retard for no apparent reason, also quite similar to asshat.
May also mean one who is a jerk about nothing.
"Damn, Steve is being a real crabass about his fridge, wouldn't let me get near it"
People who are angry at life, particularly people by the name of Korie.
Korie just woke up and she is already being a Crabass today.
a metaphor used to tell someone they need to stop being a crab ass.
yo man take some crabass pills and leave me tha fuck alone aight