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crackhole

Any neighborhood, community, street, block or complex of housing that has a large number of crackhouses, crackheads, meth heads or drug dealers combined with a high crime rate.

K. looked at the dismal gray sky through the shattered window in his kitchen where someone had tried to break in, remembering the five year old who knocked on his door mistakenly looking for drugs, and muttered "this place is a crackhole".

by George Forward December 16, 2005

crackhole

a person that is being a jerk, a mix of a butthole and a buttcrack.

Would you stop being such a crackhole?!

by welcometoyourflap April 22, 2017

crackhole

A derogatory term derived from asshole and crackhead. It actually is another word for your nose, the hole that crack goes through.

Kat is such a crackhole.

by mourninggloryz January 18, 2005

Crackling crackhole

The act of having an extremely itchy butthole. Normally occuring after the act of deficating, crapping, shitting, pooping, or sharting.

Croy: Crandle, I just sharted about an hour ago. I have the worst case of crackling crackhole ever.
Crandle: Dude, you should just take a shower and clean that thing out. Or use a shartstraw, whatever is more convenient.

by Juice9610 January 15, 2010

Crackhole

1) WORD: Crackhole.

2) Used as a Noun, usually. .

3)Crackhole is used to described your butt hole and butt crack as though it were one.

This is exactly the scenario that happened in real life, that gave new life to the word crackhole. This is what inspired me to then come to this amazing webpage that gave and still gives way for everyone to make up their own word and it’s definition/meaning and/or type in their own interpretation of an already known word.

Oh, and we the people get to see all of the talented writers of our generation collaborate in old definition meets todays definition.

Examples when used in a proper sentence and setting.

Sentence phrasing 1:

I regretfully asked my boyfriend to look and see if I had an obvious wedgie or not… when he told me matter of factly “Yes, and it’s actually going up your entire Crackhole!

Sentence phrasing 2:

I looked at my boyfriend in utter disbelief! My leggings really were engulfed into every inch of my Crackhole. It took two pulls to get it out.

Sentence phrasing 3:

Jimminy crick!! Why a hole crackhole wedgie frank? You know that Crackhole wedgies are the doggone worst!”

by Iridescentsparkles June 03, 2023

Crackhole

1) WORD: Crackhole.

2) Used as a Noun, usually. .

3)Crackhole is used to described your butt hole and butt crack as though it were one.

This is exactly the scenario that happened in real life, that gave new life to the word crackhole. This is what inspired me to then come to this amazing webpage that gave and still gives way for everyone to make up their own word and it’s definition/meaning and/or type in their own interpretation of an already known word.

Oh, and we the people get to see all of the talented writers of our generation collaborate in old definition meets todays definition.

Examples when used in a proper sentence and setting.

Sentence phrasing 1:

I regretfully asked my boyfriend to look and see if I had an obvious wedgie or not… when he told me matter of factly “Yes, and it’s actually going up your entire Crackhole!

Sentence phrasing 2:

I looked at my boyfriend in utter disbelief! My leggings really were engulfed into every inch of my Crackhole. It took two pulls to get it out.

Sentence phrasing 3:

Jimminy crick!! Why a hole crackhole wedgie frank? You know that Crackhole wedgies are the doggone worst!”

by Iridescentsparkles June 03, 2023

crackhole

when a crack head absorbs all crack in its general vicinity

there's a crackhole outside of 711

by 711 crack den July 27, 2021