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crapes

-The only word that should rhyme with grapes.

-the hideously anorexic monster from pan's labyrinth, also refered to as "pans labyrinth monster".

oh my god Crapes please dont eat me i'll just buy you more grapes.

that paris looks like she has crapes

by crapes fuker January 23, 2008

Crape

the art of robbing a car and fucking the exhaust pipe afterwards.

The sex offender craped that car last night.

by b.u.t.t.r.a.p.e.a.g.i.r.l February 12, 2016

crape

A rape with shit flying everywhere and grapes coming out your ass.

She screamed as she got craped by the mammoth.purple and brown flew everywhere.

by pspmiles November 04, 2013

Crapes

like drapes, just better. And funnier.
When something is so indescribably funny.

hahaha yeah i know, crapes

by GHANAIAN November 01, 2010

Crapes

Balls

Pick my Crapes!

crape

Cuddle-Rape. Unwelcomed cuddling and/or physical closeness. Non-sexual. Not necessarily creepy. Highly popular in church youth groups in place of other forms of sexual contact.

When you really want to be cuddled, you force yourself upon the other person for cuddling, or force them upon you.

"I kept waking up last night because my girlfriend kept craping me."

"I fell asleep at the party last night and John was laying next to me when I woke up. I think I was craped."

John: "Oh! He's so cute! I'm gonna give him a big hug!" Sarah: "Did you just crape my kid??"

by ZZ Toppy Toperson August 29, 2011

Crape

The correct spelling of the word crap. Even though most people spell this word without the 'E', it is, in fact spelled "Crape" and people who spell it without the 'E' suck.

"I feel like crape"

"Don't you mean crap?"

"No, crape"

by Anonymous September 11, 2004