Country Dictionary

crie

the act of crying and dying at the same time

this homework makes me crie

Walla crie!

A expression widely used in the ghettos of Italy when shit goes down.

Ayy I just got myself a new piece.
Walla crie! that's lit

Peam Crie

What you believe to be a cute deer in the woods making a squeeky sound is really a wet anus leaking on the forest leaves.

I was walking in the woods when I heard a peam crie. It bought tears of joy to my eyes.

i crie

The I.T. version of "crie"
To cry and die at the same time

Co-worker: Business partner is calling again, it looks like they serviced the wrong printer.
Me: I crie

crie da

Friend, from an AMA with Cookie Monster.

"Cookie Monster is crie da with Chris Traeger."