Country Dictionary

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Crisper

A cold beverage usually consisting of vodka.

Bartender: Hi, what can I get you guys? Patron: 3 crispers please

by Caseman1000 March 30, 2015

Crisper

The crispiest roast potato when you cook them.

I want the crisper!

by Liv and Lize March 07, 2010

Crispering

When two or more people are crying and whispering together

We wondered what the three girls in the corner were crispering about.

by Snoogurt February 15, 2016

Crisper

It's like an Upper Decker, but you drop a deuce in the vegetable drawer of someone's refrigerator.

I hated that party, so I dropped a crisper before I left.

by Ci Vuole April 09, 2014

Crisper Gang

A Tight gang who feasts off of rice crispy’s and they logo is a snake

Wow dude I got excepted to the Crisper Gang

by Crisper Gang January 14, 2018

nigger crisper

Flamethrowers equipped to sides of South African cars to prevent theft.

Okonkwo tried to steal a car and ran into a nigger crisper. That nigger got crisped.

by NiggaPleez September 06, 2006

beer crisper

the bottom drawer in a refrigerator used as the main place to store beer.

who the hell needs a whole drawer for celery and pears? my bud light seems to work better in the beer crisper.

by Stephan Martinez February 18, 2009