A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most caring , non judgemental guy you'll ever meet. Has the biggest heart and the biggest penis that will make you fall down to your knees. Knows how to turn you on and make you super wet. He's the sweetest , most lovable friend (or boyfriend if you're really lucky) you'll have. He jokes a lot but that only means he likes you. You don't want to miss out on him.
God I love me some Cristain.