A fork of Rural Dictionary
the only day where people can flex with their electricity bill.
neighbour1: hey look at my bill its 467 neighbour2: pathetic, mine is 543 neighbour3: amateurs neighbour 1&2: WHAT! neighbour3: *shows bill of 3695* cristmas
The late December holiday of good spirits and gift giving. Like "Christmas," but for those who arent religious. The "H" is strategically removed, so there is no "Christ" in Cristmas.
Person 1: Hey! Merry Cristmas! Person 2: I thought you're atheist and dont celebrate Christmas? Person 1: I don't. Theres no H in my "Cristmas," so no religious affiliation. Just goodwill and presents.