A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is a dictator and who cries a lot. Someone who annoys many people (a growing term on the cite discord)
JAKE! STOP! being a Emperor Crosley and be fair for one!
A cheap piece of junk that will destroy your records if you use it.
P1: "I got a Crosley Cruiser and now my records won't play." P2: " I told you! You should just burn it."