A fork of Rural Dictionary
The transition a cow makes from calf to adult. Describes the process by which a calf loses its cheerful, playful, and inquisitive nature and begins to to stand around doing nothing but chew its cud.
As a calf, that cow was really cute, but now that it's cuddified, it just stands around looking stupid, even in the rain.
Once the cows cuddify, they'll be the dumbest creatures alive.