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cum on a cracker

Originaly invented buy the popular series rick and morty cum on a cracker has gone into the real world where any number of males stand in a circle around a cracker and start masturbating last one to “cum on the cracker” loses and has to eat the cracker

I have an idea guys lets play cum on a cracker

by Frasie February 11, 2018

Cum on a cracker

Honestly the best fuckin game. Where boys stand in a circle while watching a porno and the last one to cum on the cracker has to eat it

Person 1: hey bro r u ready for the ultimate sleepover we’re gonna play cum on a cracker Person 2: Yess! I can’t wait to get that delicious wet cracker in my mouth

by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019

Cum-on-a-Cracker

Cum-on-a-Cracker is a masturbation game that a guy's cum-buddies like to play. Everyone participating jerks off on a cracker, and the last dude to cum has to eat the cracker.

We played Cum-on-a-Cracker and I lost, so I had to eat the Saltine!

by eda-skip October 19, 2021

Cum cracker

A bunch of guys surrounds a cracker and the last person to cum on it has to eat it

Gather up the homies for another round of cum cracker

by Geeetar_boi December 01, 2019

Cum Cracker

A cracker made of cum

Would you like a dick biscuit or a cum cracker??

by Occulta September 08, 2010

Cum cracker

A cum crack is a term to use against white people when their paper ass lips don't shut the fuck up or is being annoying .🤭

This cum cracker hair finna fall off wit them braids in her head.

by Lelethehaitiancarribean April 03, 2022

cum cracker

when a white guy or girl is a pick me

maddy: “ayo your being cum cracker” mckayla: “no im not!”

by deez mf nuts. May 06, 2022