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when you supposedly swallow so much, 20% of the liquid in your body is cum
Fuck off cumby
The nickname and slang way of saying cumberland farms.
Dude I need some gas and smokes Dude lets go to cumbys
A.K.A. "Cumberland Farms", the convenience store that is as much a part of New England culture as small towns, overpriced colleges, and always-failing sports teams are. The preferred hangout for teens who live in towns without much else to do.
Stop at Cumbies and pick up some milk on your way home.
Cumberland Farms. A convenience store. Drunk people have been known to stumble there for icecream to put in their mudslides.
Go to Cumby's and git me some o' dem there fudgesickles.
Coined in New Kent, Virginia (circa 2005) Cumby - a noun describing an abnormal or odd-looking/odd-acting human. Cumbies are heavily concentrated in the Metro D.C. area.
"What a Cumby." - Describing a balding 25 year old male wearing a Homer Simpson T-shirt, cargo shorts, whitey tighties, and mandals over a skinny fat body, complete with a double chin, and an abnormally large penis. "Look at that Cumbusandra." - Describing a hefty 40 year old woman with a beard and disheveled hair, wearing yoga pants and a Life is Good T-shirt, with a huge smile on her face, a plate full of meatloaf and fried eggs, sipping on a triple chocolate milkshake. "It's Cumby City in here." - Describing a redneck Walmart.