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cumpoo

When a man releases his pent up manjuice all over a female's head and forcing her to rub it in like in the herbal essence commercials... thus calling it, "cumpoo" its always good to spooge, rinse, and repeat.

Marla is a dirty whore who washes her hair with cumpoo and masturbates to Barry Manalow while drinking warm Zima.

by SniperWolf March 17, 2004

Cumpoo

Also called sperm shampoo

When you’re having doggy style sex with your partner in the shower and you pull out and ejaculate a massive load of cum that lands in her hair

"I was banging Tracy last night in the shower and ended up giving her 2 big loads of Cumpoo"!

"wow that's Impressive"

Cumpoo

Cumpoo is where you cum into someone's hair and then have them rub it in and wash it off. This means they will have washed their hair with cum so it will be nice and clean.

John:How often do you wash your hair adam?
Adam:Not very often but when i do i use cumpoo.
John:EEWWW!
Adam:You don't even want to get me started on head and shoulders!

by Beccles May 20, 2015