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cunch

to eat cunt during lunch

Hey, I stopped out at my girlfriends for cunch.

by ROO Spejtcer August 01, 2004

cunch

cunt and bitch put together

shut up you cunch

by cassiepoo April 05, 2009

cunch

a punch to the cunt

While defending her goal, Clara received an unintentional cunch from an attacking player who lost her grip on her stick after a hard shot.

by devil666666666 December 02, 2010

cunch

The plastic lip on an inflatable tube.

"Grandma, put your mouth on my cunch and blow up my tubes."

by B-doggage August 27, 2007

cunch

A late morning meal that combines a late coffee break with early lunch, and perhaps other activities. Cunch can only occur if morning coffee break was missed and lunch is not taken after.

Hey Shannon, we missed coffee break, let's go grab cunch.

by Cunch Master January 12, 2011

cunch

cunt-crunch

After chugging the last of my Pepsi can, I cunched it and put it in the recycling bin.

by RayJayyy January 17, 2013

cunch

cunnilingus in the middle of the day.

"Why didn't you answer the phone when I rang at 12.30 today?" "Because I was busy having cunch"

by 4story March 13, 2010