A fork of Rural Dictionary
cunt-faced - way to drunk but cant do anything about it.
man asks friend in the pub "how do you feel?" friend replies "absolultly cunt faced!"
The vile, back-stabbing, venomous female person you were married to before you got divorced i.e., ex-wife.
I can't wait until cunt face gets married so I can quit paying the bitch alimony.
noun; 1. One who has a face like a woman's genitals; someone who is ugly. Often used as an insult, but occasionally used as an affectionate greeting.
"Sup, cunt face?" "Shut the fuck up, cunt face"
The English pronunciation of can't face with heavy Austrian accent
for example, From the Sound of Music, when Mother Abbess offers advice to Maria, "Maria, dese vulls vere not meant to shut out problems. You huv to face dem. You have to live de life you vere born to live. Vut is it you cunt face?"
1. face that is so ugly it can described as a cunt 2. insult
1. "that guy's so ugly" "yeh i no what, what a cunt face" 2. "i fucked your girl" "you cunt face"
More experienced in their art than a normal cunt, cunt faced cunts excel in all things cuntish.
Claire: "I drank so hard the other night, I barfed and pissed my pants" Niki: "I know, you cunt faced cunt, you did it on my sofa"