A fork of Rural Dictionary
When the male spunks on their partners back then spoons them.
I knew it was true love when we custard creamed into the night.
Custard creaming: when a girl sleeps with 2 or more men without washing inbetween.
"Hey man that girl over there is a right dirty bitch, heard she was custard creaming last week"
The most infamous of party pranks. A custard cream is where you and a group of friends pin down another party goer and insert a custard cream biscuit into their rectum. Often followed by duck taping over the cavity to make sure it is secure.
Did you hear about John? Yeah apparently he got custard creamed last night
Pejerotive term for a white homosexual who has unprotected anal sex. Originated in the 1960s in the northwest mining/steel production town of Workington in the UK.
That guy's definitely gay. I bet his arse looks like a custard cream.
During sex, when the man lays on top of the girl, the girl sprays milk onto the man's chest. The man lets it drip onto the girl and stirs it with his penis, sometimes masturbating into it, until he has a thick mixture on the girl's tits.
She needed a shower after Andrew gave her a custard cream.
The backwards custard cream involves screwing your chosen partner violently, first making eye contact with the recipient, then when they are about to cream, do a jerking cork-screw action and flip them on to their belly and cum on their back.you have just achieved the Backwards custard cream.
mike gave me the old backwards custard cream last night, he didnt half make my custard cream!