A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cyrus, a fucking living Jesus christ among men and if you ever met a Cyrus don't be a dickhead to him unless you want a foot up your ass.
girls: "OMFG that Cyrus is literally chiselled as fuck" Cyrus: "Nah don't be silly oh wait yeah your right I am chiselled as fuck"
To thrust a turnip, a rutabaga, and a butternut squash up the anus one after the other in a hasty fashion.
"Please, don't Cyrus me!" begged Crystal as her abusive lover towered over her, a rutabaga in his hand...
to lick an object sexually and slowly
in band class while playing the flute i decided to cyrus it, i got written up... kelsey cyrussed her flute