A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Pedophile. Soft-face commonly instills a certain trust in children, which is violently ripped away as he punishes their asshole with his bladed dildo strap-on and leather face mask.
2. Trombone player for school harmony group. A suitable environment for pedo-date-rape.
For the love of God, D-lo, get your filthy hands out of that child's anus!
If only D-Lo actually had some real meat in his house, that meat grinder wouldn't seem like such a bad omen. Hey, who turned off the lights?
A term for Spaniards born in England, often Oxford.
You lost 14p on the football? You D-Lo!
A sex move, where while fucking a girl a guy stops, spread his arms away from his body while making a fist with his hands and yells "Bitch Your messing with the real deal now" as he shakes his head in a circular motion.
Man I D-Lo browned that ho so badly last night. Now she knows no women are allowed in the nation of domination.