Country Dictionary

De-Gay

to remove all of the gay paraphenalia from the living area when one's straight children come to visit.

At the holidays, I had to de-gay the house to avoid having my kids freaking out when they see my coffee table of Locker Room Nudes.

de-"gay"-ial

Being completely oblivious to your own gayness; not knowing that you are gay but everyone around you can smell the Tommy Girl

Dude 1: So my girlfriend got mad that i wanted to wear her pearls
Dude 2: Dude, you are so in DE-"GAY"-IAL

Circ De Sole Gay

An amazing trick involving 20 gay men and 5 bar stools. A bar stool is turned up side down and set on the ground. 4 gays sit on the legs. Then each of them hold an up side down bar stool with four gays sitting on each leg. The result is 20 gay men all with bar stool legs up their asses towering in the air.

I went to the drag show last night and saw the most perfectly executed Circ De Sole Gay.

ur mom has de big gay

when you mom hav big gayy

doctor: im sorry to tell you sir but ur mom has de big gay
man: no, no this cant be happening
doctor: she will be completely gay in the end of the month and will be dead within one kachillion years
man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!