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(n) The opposite of Whiskey Dick. The ability to maintain a massive erection while incredibly intoxicated, all the while being very physically resistant to achieving climax.

(v) To maintain an erection with little possibility of climax during the course of drunken sexual intercourse, all under the guise of great sexual performance.

"Last night I had drunk sex with my girlfriend for four hours without ever cumming. I had dead dick so bad I almost called the Cialis hotline."

"All these girls think I'm so great in bed, but really they all just got dead dicked."

An old white man who no longer has the use of his dick and is usually an authoritative figure.

"There go those dead dicks again, making laws about women's bodies."

When a chick teases you really good and you think you're going to get laid, and then she totally stops. Like a dead arm, but more painful/important/cruel.

Dude with a boner: Oh my god baby you're so hot!
Hot blonde Sweedish chick: So are you! (playing with his dick)
Dude with a boner: So this means I'm getting laid right?
Hot blonde Sweedish chick: Nope. (As she walks out of the room and drives home)
Dude with a boner: Man! She gave me such a dead dick!

After no November comes dead dick December , this month of agonizing pain or joy consists of beating your meat the amount the date says , therefore if it were December 7th you’d beat your meat 7 times a day and if you make it to December 31st which means you beat your meat 31 times in a day your literally a “G” and probally dead inside but good luck and happy holidays , Christmas should be fun.

Man I don’t think my meat can take dead dick December any more I’m about to pass out

A medical condition where one is unable to get a hard on. It is sometimes known as ED or Dead Dick Syndrome aka DDS. Usually treated with Viagra or Cialis.

My doctor says I have Dead Dick Syndrome. He gave me some Viagra.

The massive belt buckle that drugstore cowboys or hicks wear.

Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle.
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick

A test for only the manliest men

After successfully completing No Nut November, some men decide to go for a second month, and call it Dead Dick December.

The correct way to finish Dead Dick December is to finally cum as soon as the new year starts, so you start off fresh. Those who complete these two months of no jacking get crowned "King of Horny"

Man, I am not looking forward to Dead Dick December after NNN, I don't think my body can take it