Country Dictionary

hollow leg

Anyone that can eat and eat and does not seen to gain any weight.

Look at Ralf pack the food away. I think he has a hollow leg.

green wienie

Getting screwed by your manager. To take it in the shorts.

Ralf got the green wienie again. When will he ever learn.

month of Sunday's

What yoy say to someone you haven't seen in a very long time.

Hey Ralf where ya been, I haven't seen ya in a month of Sunday's.

fear of God

What a person in authority does or says to another person to get the desired results.

I had to go to court yesterday and the Judge put the fear of God into me.

blow the cork out

You are constipated and finally get that last hard piece of shit to come out. This followed by a bad case of diarrhea.

When ever I blow the cork out I always get the run afterward.

Dead Dick Syndrome

A medical condition where one is unable to get a hard on. It is sometimes known as ED or Dead Dick Syndrome aka DDS. Usually treated with Viagra or Cialis.

My doctor says I have Dead Dick Syndrome. He gave me some Viagra.