A fork of Rural Dictionary
A disease accompanied by a small penis.
Christopher suffers from Deadmeat disease.
When a man is done cumming and loses the desire to jerk off or his sausage is in the process of becoming soft
Chad: Bro are you jerking off right now? Kyle: Nah man my dick is deadmeat now bro.
A night of sloppy mediocre sex where the guy drops dead afterwards while still wearing his Star Trek communicator badge toy.
Eddie refuses to wear his communicator to bed, so he doesn't become ensign deadmeat.