A fork of Rural Dictionary
Refers to the Desert Eagle OR Any airsoft pistol.
Bijo:"Dude, let's get some $5 deags!" Hooni:"Oh shit let's drive out to St. Louis. I'm sure they've got some of those floating around on the streets."
To masturbate violently to a picture of Samuel L. Jackson. To insert into one's ass and then proceed to take a picture of it with your camera phone so you can send it to your friends in another state that you met on xbox LIVE. To pour hot semen on one's face.
Guy 1: Dude, why is that guy's face melting? Guy 2: (Drops nutsack on Guy 1's face) Get Deaged on.
Deage noun (awesome) •The cause of feelings of great admiration, respect or fear •US informal extremely good
•Deage is so awesome I wish I was him. No challenge is too awesome for Deage. •Deage is so awesome.
One Deags is a sentence to say in Counter Strike Global Offensive after you kill your enemy with a headshot using a Desert Eagle. This will annoy them. To annoy them more effectively, scream it on the mike this is risky because you have possible chance of getting kicked out.
"Ezy One Deags Kiddo!" Or "Ezy One Deags, blyat idi nahui"